Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella recently told women that rather than asking for a pay raise, they should trust in "karma." “It’s not really about asking for a raise, but knowing and having faith that the system will give you the right raise,” Nadella said. That was then. Now Nadella is a better human!  Thanks Microsoft Band!

Russian President Vladimir Putin once said that the members of punk band Pussy Riot "got what they asked for" when they were imprisoned for protesting the links between Putin and the Orthodox Church. That was then. Now Putin can be heard chanting the chorus to rockin' tunes like "Death to Prison, Freedom to Protests"! He's a better human! Thanks Microsoft Band!

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz recently referred to the long-standing principle of net neutrality, and any reasonable legal strategy for protecting it, as "Obamacare for the Internet." That was then. This is now. With the help of Microsoft Band, Ted understands basic democratic principles with refreshing clarity. He's a better human! Thanks Microsoft Band!